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13.06.2025 11:31

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
No go.
No way
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Amazon Draws Whole Foods Closer in Grocery Unit Reorganization - Bloomberg
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones