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13.06.2025 11:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?

share office space ...

No go.

No way

Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Amazon Draws Whole Foods Closer in Grocery Unit Reorganization - Bloomberg

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Is a monthly salary of 47,000 SEK before tax considered adequate for a C# .Net developer with over 7 years of experience in Sweden?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

If a person stops thinking one or two words in a second or half second means he had stopped thinking for half second?

Then came..

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is it possible that my TF caused a kundalini awakening in another person? He is famous because He is a singer. We have not met physically yet, but I have gone through kundalini awakening and DNOTS and their ongoing. I have also had soul recognition so I know for sure that He is my Divine Counterpart and I do not have any doubts about it. But it is indeed perplexing that somebody had an awakening at the physical level because of Him. Is it a test for me? I have a mixture of feelings. On one hand I marvelled at Him and empathised with the person and on the other, I doubt if this just a test for me. I would appreciate your pov. Thank you for much.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Who is someone that inspires you?